Double Crack Pairing Meme

THIS. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. THE THOUGHT SPAWNED IN MY HEAD LIKE A TELEPORTING ALIEN.
...I don't know if this is explanatory enough, or if it's long enough, too big/too small, etc. D:

I HOPE SOMEBODY DOES THIS MAYBE ONCE

Edit: I made some specification changes. ovo Also, name slots. And markers which'll help pose discussion.